Just for Laughs

So here is an excerpt from a recent IM conversation of mine.  I was telling my friend a story and he encouraged me to post it to the blog…

 

(4:56:45 PM) ME: yesterday, not too long after i left the cleaners, i was at a stoplight in the hood
(4:57:03 PM) ME: there was this dirty ass nigga walking from car to car with a rose
(4:57:21 PM) ME: so im like….please turn green, please turn green
(4:57:34 PM) ME: but of course the light would only turn green for a second
(4:57:57 PM) ME: so the nasty nigga gets to my car and hes all gesturing trying to give me the rose
(4:58:04 PM) ME: i smiled and said no thanks
(4:58:14 PM) ME: he proceeds to ask me to roll down my window
(4:58:27 PM) ME: im like no…i can hear you withouth doing that
(4:58:34 PM) ME: so hes like please
(4:58:36 PM) ME: im like no
(4:58:43 PM) ME: so hes like fuck it, ill talk anyway
(4:59:24 PM) ME: miss lady if you could spare anything…i jus got outta jail today and my mamanem aint home and i really need to catch the bus
(4:59:29 PM) ME: was he serious?
(4:59:35 PM) Friend: omg please type that
(4:59:36 PM) ME: i just got outta jail?
(4:59:44 PM) Friend: and use this picure
(4:59:50 PM) ME: please let me open my window so you can strangle me!
(5:00:12 PM) ME: as soon as the light turned green i was OUT!!!!!
(5:00:34 PM) Friend: http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/calvert_charles.jpg
(5:01:40 PM) ME: see, that picture would be funny, but that dude looks way to clean compared to what i witnessed
(5:02:20 PM) Friend: http://mylifeofcrime.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/ricky-javon-gray.jpg
(5:02:32 PM) ME: ahhhhhhhhh
(5:02:34 PM) ME: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
(5:02:37 PM) ME: much closer
(5:02:55 PM) ME: but he was younger…but i can live with that one..he looks filthy enough
(5:03:10 PM) ME: that will be tomorrows adventure
(5:03:17 PM) Friend: lol