Clean and Articulate

 

Yeah, I know, I have been laying low for a while.  Life has been EXTRA busy lately and still is.  Even though I have an insane amount of work to do, I had to take a pause and post this.  I work for a graduate program and part of my job is to recruit students.  Over the past few months, there has been this extremely homely, white lady that is trying to be admitted to the program.  She comes by every so often and I was able to immediately sense that she is a wee bit off.  She’s kinda overweight, wears big white new balances, has an assortment of corduroy stretch pants (my personal favorite is her hot pink pair), and usually carries a small tote bag (like the kind they give out at conferences).  She walks all retarded, too, takin baby steps in her big ass sneakers.  Her look just screams out ”I RIDE THE SHORT BUS!!!!!”  Anyway, on Friday, we had an event for prospective students and she attended.  Today, she sent me an email regarding the event.  Here is an excerpt from the email I received from her…

 By the way, I was having an interesting talk with one of the other applicants, whose name I think was *Bob*. He was a very distinguished black man, and I liked him very much.  Do you think you could provide me with his contact information?

WTF?  Do you think this is a mothafuckin dating service?  Secondly, *Bob* wants nothing to do with your homely, retarded ass.  And, I’m glad that he was a “distinguished” black man, because most that I know are straight hoodlums.  I could see how he would be attractive to her.  Aside from Obama, there are not too many clean, fresh and articulate negroes.