Last night, my girl and I went to this event at a clothing boutique. While we were there there was this stylish, little white chick trying on mass amounts of clothes. She was yappin it up with the store owners, so we couldn’t tell if she worked there or if she was just a REALLY good customer. Anyway, after we left the boutique, we went to this tapas bar across the street and the boutique owner and the little white chick ended up coming after they closed the store. My friend knew the owner of the boutique, so we were all sitting at the bar chatting. My friend and I order some tapas and are fuckin them up! LOL We were hungry! So the white girl is all lookin at us like “mmmm, that looks good, im soooooo hungry”. Mind you, she probably weighs about 85 lbs (you know white girls are super obsessed about their weight). So what does this starved bitch order? It looked like a bowl of broth with 3 beans sprinkled on top and when she got it she was like “ohhhhhhhh, this is sooooooo gooooooood”. We’re lookin like WTF, Is she for real right now? Is that what white girls eat when they’re hungry? Sucks to be them. Meanwhile, we order another round of our steak tapas…So the white chick (who appears to be in her early 40’s, but is probably only in her early 30’s–you know how THEY age) starts talkin about her kids. She has 4 of them ages 7, 4, 2 and a baby. We’re like “Wow! That must be difficult…” She’s like (in that whiney, sir mix-a-lot, white girl voice) “OMG, it’s sooooooooo hard. I have to get up at 6am to get the first kid on the bus and I don’t get done with that until 9am! Then I have to do all the laundry…and let me tell ya, you would not believe how much laundry I have to do. I mean, we have HELP but it’s still hard.” Wow, we really felt this woman’s pain. It’s difficult when you have to spend a couple hours with your kids and do some laundry. I’m sure it cuts in to her shopping and working out time. I can’t even believe she was able to make time to come out to this tapas bar and have a martini. That’s gotta be hard.
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David Thierry // April 6, 2008 at 1:12 am
People aren’t interested in listening to people talk about how easy their life is so you talk about how hard your life is even though you have help. Everything my mother and my aunts did with such grace and not a word of complaint is now a crisis for everyone, source of tremendous stress, just plain overwhelming but the women in my family did it all like it was breathin’.