Ohhhhh! I want one, I want one!

We’ve all seen the ads on the net.  Click here to get your degree online in as little as three months!   Ahh, the proprietary school.  Please pay x amount of dollars and we will in turn give you a wack, non-respected degree.  I can confidently say that I would never want one of these bullshit ass degrees, but for some people it works out well—to each his own, right?  So yesterday, I was picking up my dry cleaning and as I backed out of my parking space something immediately caught my eye.  The car next to me had an Argosy University Alumni license plate frame.  WTF?  Why are you repping Argosy University that hard? That is so not a good look for you.  People already think you are wack for attending Argosy University, so why would you highlight that fact on your vehicle.  AND, you’re driving a run down corolla…you’re straight asking people to clown you.  If your college is not nationally recognized or does not have a single sports team, then please do not purchase any paraphernalia  representing your “school”.  But, if you insist, I design t-shirts for you retards.  Here is a sampling of my work:

Coming Soon…DeVry Dumb Asses

Yeah, I know it is not that clever, but if you went to one of these schools you won’t even know the difference!  I have good prices, too.  Only a fraction of what you paid for that meaningless degree!